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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.