Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW