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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.