What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!