What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!