What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!