What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!