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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!