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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!