What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!