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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!