What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!