What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Nirvana

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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After the last dog they just ate.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."