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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...