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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone