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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...