Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
You take him for a drag.
Having legs...
Shar pei
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
They all died in Tennessee
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Dude,I already did my time.
Son: "Who's farted"
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
