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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters