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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater