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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters