April Sale - 20% Off

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Previous Random Joke Next
Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Tater Jokes More Tater Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater