What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.