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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.