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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains