What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?