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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.