What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.