What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!