Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.