Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains