Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Who's there! Agatha! Agatha who?

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why are you picking on me?

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