What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.