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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.