What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

How many balls does Fred have?

10