How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!