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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.