How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!