How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!