How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Law Enforcement Jokes More Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement