How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement