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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.