There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
About 20 beers!!
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
A wind tunnel.
20 Watts
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
There's 20 of them.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
20 after 1.
There's 20 of them
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
The Dallas Cowboys
20 hydrogen atoms.
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
There's 20 of them!
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Floor 20
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
28 29's
There are 20 of them.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!
Kim Jong Un.
A full set of teeth
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Netflix and Jill
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Bruce Banner
Trigger discipline
He found a hair in one.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Because he had an edible complex.
Ask Ronda Rousey!
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
You poker face!
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.