20 Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.