20 Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.