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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20