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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them