I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Because hes Russian (rush-en)
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Truth or Darren Wilson.
I don't know but I just got a raging clue