Whats that over there?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Rage Clue Jokes More Rage Clue Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue