Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What do you call it when Batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up