Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.