Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.