Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.