Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus