Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.