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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.