Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!