Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
An egg gets laid
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because curiousity was on the other side
To find his rubber chicken.
In a bucket.
Tea Rex
A Thesaurus.
Because the trees break wind.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!