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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.