Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!