Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Bunnies squirm too much.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because he was bean stalked.....
To get to the front page
Frostbite.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A Thesaurus.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!