Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!