What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!