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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!