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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.