What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.