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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!