What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage