What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.