How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.