How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me