How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: