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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.