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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is that new movie about?

About an hour

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)