How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.