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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)