What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between racism and Chinese?

Racism has many faces

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What did the Chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.