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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What did the Chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!