How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!