How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

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Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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A pat on the head.

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They have a chip on both shoulders.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."