They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
He knows a lot about black holes
They think, therefore they arrrr
ME-coli
Because it was found on the ground.
Their last big hits were The Wall.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
On the side of his head.
They've a chip on both shoulders
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"