How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"