How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.

What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!