How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"