How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!