How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!