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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

Removed

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.