What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.