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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.