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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.