A snowfake.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Con unhinged!
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
He brought the wrong carrion.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Mine's 1920x1080.
I haven't seen you for a year!
Your honor.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
Cell Phones.
A Kong - vict!
The Bannisters
A condescending con descending.
