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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!