What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Squeaky clean clothes.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!