What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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He rips out his hare!

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He had to get a new goat!

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

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He was kinda flakey

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They can not stand stakes!

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.