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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.