What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.