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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.