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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.