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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around