Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.