How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.