How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.