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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.