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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.