How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw