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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.