Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.