How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.