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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.