How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.