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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.