She'll tell you
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A lecture.
