How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.