She'll tell you
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Saladdin.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
