Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.