Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.