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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.