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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.