Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.