Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs