Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.