Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.