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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.