Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.