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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.