Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)