Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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I'm gonna level with you.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)