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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.