Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.