Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this... or better like this

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.