What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.