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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Because someone stole his boat.

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Because Ken came in another box.

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Because the box said 2-4 years!

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.