How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow