Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!