Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)