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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...