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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.