Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".