Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.