Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!