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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.