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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.