Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.