Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!