How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!