How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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They always have a big bill!