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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.