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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!