Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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He wanted to buy stock options.

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Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.