Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!