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Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'