Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it