Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking