When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.