When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.