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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.