Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.