Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.