Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Are you my mother

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.