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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.