What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.