What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)