What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)