What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry