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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry