Brownian Motion
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
They lack chemistry.
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because they have no chemistry
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
So they can see the front-lines.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Everything he said was troo
He couldn't trust his hose.
He was sappy
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
The best joke I've ever heard!
LeBronze James
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Forget it once.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Because they are light.
He felt his presents.
They both go over your head.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).