Brownian Motion
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
They lack chemistry.
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because they have no chemistry
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Broke.
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
He force quit.
They both go over your head.
I don't know
Because at any moment they could bleet out
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
He was in a dilemma.
Current events.
A warm back
The Guardian.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
SELFie
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
They can't-elope.
