Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.