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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.