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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!