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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...