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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!