Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton