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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.