Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton