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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.