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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.