Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...