What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.