What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!