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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.