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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!