What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.