What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.